Checkmate!

Tony,

The University of Texas at Dallas Chess team wanted to wish you good moves in your upcoming marriage. The best advice we can give you is don't let the queen checkmate you, because then you've lost (Insert Nerds Laughing, include snorts)! If you are ever in the Dallas area stop by your alma mater and we can play a match or two.

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