Bottomless......hurricanes?

Hey Tony,

Sorry I am going to miss the fun and debauchery and saddest part of all....

DRUNK Tony (lets call him Dr.T).

You know I love that dude

-High pitched voiced Dr.T

-I'll do anything Dr.T

-Drip hot wax on me Dr.T

-Try to make out with Varune Dr.T

You get the point..

Tips from your buddy:
-Look for an adam apple

-Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean

-You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT

-If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'

-Unless you're in prison, never fight naked

-Threesomes are girl-guy-girl only. No swordfighting allowed (well you know how I feel about this topic and the item before this)

Have a blast, can't wait to see the pics and throw up in the bowl not the bed.

Varune